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"A Million Reasons" 2005-04-05 - 6:06 a.m. older - previous - next - profile - host - my band - my lj tonight I was sitting sideways out of "my" car having a cigarette looking up and down the empty apartment complex I was in in the middle of the night listening to Stellastarr* and I realized "I'm at work right now" and life was good my life isn't completely rockin but it's not completely shit either and having a good job is definitely one thing I enjoy tonight I had band practice and it's a lot of fun Ruben was just my bandmate but Gabby is my friend and we have fun together the other night she got drunk and came to the practice room with some friends and they went up into what's basically the attic of the studio our practice room is in and they found a bunch of old costumes some theatre group had used once upon a time so tonight she took me up there and I found a few awesome dresses to use when I do drag it was so much fun going through them and trying them on with Gabby although it occurs to me that I might not actually be gay, just a girl who somehow wound up with a wang oh well that was a lot of fun now that she knows I'm doing it Gabby's just as excited about me doing drag as I am if not more it makes for fun times anyway in other news, Kevin e-mailed me tonight and even though he didn't really tell me anything; it sounds like he got his car back the one that was stolen so hopefully[assuming it actually was stolen] nothing really terrible happened to it and I can still buy it God knows where I'll get the money but since Kevin's a friend of mine I don't have to have it all up front so here's hoping that works out anyway, I probably shouldn't do this; but here's a quiz I found somewhere on the internet Adios Amigos 1. FULL NAME: Brett Alewishus Stickroth 2: house number: 402 3. EYES: blue 4. HEIGHT: 5'10" 5. HAIR: blonde 6. SIBLINGS: 1 7. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE SHOWER? if there's nobody else home 8. DO YOU HAVE A GOOD VOICE?: I believe so[after lots of work on it] 9. BIRTHDATE: October 12, 1984 10. SIGN: Libra 12: who have u got beef with?: that *racial slur deleted* that broke a bottle over my head at the dice game 13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: righty 14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?: dirty gay sex 15: personality or looks?: personality 17: fave animal? : like, ohmyGod, bats are so totally my fave 18: cows sitting or standing?: on a bun with cheese *******FAVORITE QUESTIONS******* 19. MOVIE: Cemetary Man 20. SONG: Disorder by Joy Division 21. BAND/SINGER: Joy Division 22. TV SHOW: hmm... probably Law & Order 23: MODEL: planes 24. ACTOR: Bruce Campbell 25. FOOD: I guess steak 26. NUMBER: 6 27. CARTOON: hmm.. either Venture Brothers or Futurama 28. DISNEY CHARACTER: the gay guy from Remember The Titans; because nobody knows that's a Disney movie 29. COLOUR: black ******LOVE LIFE ETC******* 30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: yes 31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: yes 32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD: mid to late twenties 33. HOW OLD DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: mid to late twenties 35. DO YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: maybe[as retarded as that sounds] 37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: yep, a couple even *****EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER) 38. MUSIC/TV: music 39. GUYS/GIRLS: sexually: guys friendsually: girls 40. GREEN/BLUE: blue 41. PINK/RED: I hate to be so obvious, but pink 42. SUMMER/WINTER: winter 43. NIGHT/DAY: night 44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: that's so stupid I can't even think of a snarky comment ...Goddamnit 45. DOPEY/FUNNY: funny *******ALL ABOUT YOU******* 46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: "I'm catchin' the next pimpmobile out of here!" 47. WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?: The School Of Hard Knocks 48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS?: I did toad once, and then my baby had webbed feet so I stopped 49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: if I answered honestly you'd all call me a perv and stop reading 50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: probably farther than I'd like to admit, but in my own defence I'm still a virgin and my hormones are displeased about that
oh God, I spelled that wrong didn't I? *BEST PERSON: probably like, Ghandi or John Lennon or somebody *NICEST: Mother Theresa *FUNNIEST: I'll say Dave Chapelle because I don't feel like wracking my brain *HAPPIEST: the guy who figured out how to suck his own dick *LOUDEST: the guy who figured out how to suck his own dick *STRANGEST: the guy who... oh forget it *MOST CARING: some saint probably *SMARTEST: Mentallo, the world's smartest man! *BEST PERSONALITY: I don't know *BEST ALL-AROUND PERSON: Gary Coleman 53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES?: soul mates never die 54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: I don't really think so, but then again I am a prude... 55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT?: something lame 57. ARE YOU HAPPY?: today, yes 58. WHY?: because I'm too dumb to realize my life sucks 59. WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?: my guitar 60. LOVE OR LUST?: love 61. SILVER OR GOLD?: usually I say 'silver' but I'm starting to enjoy glam a lot, I'll have to go gold 62. DIAMOND OR PEARL?: ...diamond 63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE: sunset 64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY-DIPPING?: no 65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: no, of course not, why would I sleep with stuffed animals; what a strange things to ask... 67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: some lame K-Mart pattern 68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: I'm actually not listening to music right now, what the hell's going on? 69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?: 3072 70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Mars 71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: I'll tell you when I meet him 72. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: their lack of a penis
75. NEXT CD YOU GONNA GET?: ugh, I can't even decide; there's so Goddamned many I want to get right now 77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: avoid the clap 78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS?: I once won a talent show because I could make a shadow puppet of florida without using my hands 79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: live fast, die young, leave a decent looking corpse 80.THE WORST ILLNESS YOU EVER HAD?: electro-gonorrhea 81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: scary 82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: in person 83. HUGS OR KISSES?: ...it's been a while since I've been kissed, I kinda miss them 84. WHAT SONG REFLECTS YOU THE MOST?: Indie Rock & Roll by The Killers 85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW- WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING TO?: Robyn 86.DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: Wornstrom 87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?: Goddamnit, I can't think of anything funny 88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: rich, fame alone won't pay your bills 89. WHAT TIME IS IT IN ALBANIA NOW?: time to get funky 91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA OR THE EASTER BUNNY?: if only more people were Turbonegro fans I could make a joke here... 92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO 93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE GUY/GIRL YOU LIKED?; 94. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: nope 97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: nope 98. WHO SENT THIS EMAIL TO YOU?: Jesus 99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON?: he needs to stop sending me annoying e-mails 100. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?: sure 101. WHAT IS THE TIME NOW?: 6:45 AM � � |