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"Smoke It To The Rope" 2005-03-31 - 6:12 a.m. older - previous - next - profile - host - my band - my lj the other night I went bowling with my friends it was fun until I started taking the game too seriously and sat off by myself to chain smoke so I wouldn't bring their mood down but the night was saved by our team game at the end where I teamed up with Austin to form the unstoppable juggernaut known as Braustin; which proceeded to lay waste to the other teams in a fashion that could only be referred to as "biblical" and you know what's hot? bowling with a cigarette in your mouth I absolutely love the fact that I'm like, The Smoker of our group even though I'm not the only one who smokes, it has come to be my trademark[of a sort]; and for some reason that makes me really happy as you can tell, despite some minor setbacks my good mood continues for one I finally worked up the courage to e-mail Chris back and it turns out he just kinda forgot to reply to my last e-mail, so I got all worked up and worried for nothing which is the complete opposite of normal, of course plus I kinda told him I wanted to date him; so we might be having our first date after the drag show this saturday wish me luck now onto our main story: for the past few weeks I've been borrowing my sister's car to use on my paper route because my van just plain can't hack it and of course, she's a childish, immature, selfish, possessive bitch which has made the past few weeks a royal pain in the ass well, she always claims she's so mean to me because I'm mean to her; but I'm only mean to her because she's a bitch so I decided "fuck it, I'll be the bigger man, I'll be nice to her; I'll take away her excuse, and then we'll see what happens" so I've been nothing but nice to her for the past two weeks and surprise, she's still a bitch now, she doesn't like me smoking in her car so I bought some air freshener that I sprayed in the car after my route, and everything was fine for a while so tonight she leaves me this note saying: 'don't smoke in my car or don't use it'[or something to that effect]; "choose wisely" which just broke the fucking camel's back and I spent my whole route tonight trying to decide what to do until at the end I finally decided "fuck it" rolled up the windows, and smoked harder than I'd ever smoked before tastiest cigarette I've had all fucking week I even put the cigarette out early before I got home because nothing smells worse than an extinguished cigarette in an enclosed space I left the key out on the counter with a note reminding her to choke on it and Goddamn did it ever feel liberating the only thing that's going to be more liberating is when she tries to yell at me about it later and I can just go off on her with all the things I've been biting my tongue on these past few weeks life is good there will be consequences but I'll deal as proud as I am of my femininity consequences are an area where I'm very proud to Take It Like A Man especially in this case now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on some soothing music and drift off to sleep to visions of my sister getting in her car and taking a nice deep whiff of second hand smoke I Hope Your Dreams Will Be As Sweet As Mine � � |