"A Low Down Dirty Sanchez" 2002-11-12 - 11:37 p.m.

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yeah, I know I said I wasn't going to update for two weeks; but I think this counts as one of them "surprises"

I read a website devoted to the worst angles in wrestling called wrestlecrap.com; and it has a "mailbag" section where the proprietor of the site(who goes by the name "RD") answers e-mails from his readers

last week he challenged his readers to figure out the porn star that wrestler Scott Hall patterned his look after and name three of his movies without "anal" in the title

well, some guy responded this week, and I find the answer simply too funny not to post

so, here is the e-mail, unaltered by yours truly:

I figured out the 1970's porn star whom Scott Hall patterned his look after and can name 3 of his movies (without "Anal" in the title).

It was the great latin porn star Dirty Sanchez (hopefully, you know what I'm talking about). His movies include:

1. A Low Down Dirty Sanchez

2. Dirty Sanchez in Her Chocolate Factory

and

3. Grease

-now, I realize you probably don't find this side-splittingly hilarious; but read it a few times, and you'll laugh long if not necessarily hard

if you want you can simply ignore this and pretend I'm actually on hiatus like I said I was