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"Shitlist" 2003-06-06 - 2:51 a.m. older - previous - next - profile - host - my band - my lj "You're asking if they ever had an episode of Sesame Street where The Count killed someone and drank their blood?" "yeah" "no, they never did that" I'm not so depressed today nothing really happened at all today had a minor fight with my mom over money my dad wants to stop giving me money all together because "I'm 18 and I've graduated" but I haven't graduated, and I've been 18 for some time now whatever and then my mom got all pissed about how I'm not working on my government or trying to find a job and to be fair she's right but I don't know, things just seem so hard I just don't really have the will to do anything and I know I keep saying that, but it's true, and because of that I don't do anything, and therefore I have nothing to talk about I watched the MTV Movie Awards, and that little girl from The Ring won best villain and that got me all pissed off The Ring was a good movie but it was SOOOOOOO dissapointing I think by now everyone who's going to see the Ring has seen it, so I won't be blowing anything when I say: IT WAS A FUCKING CHAIN-LETTER!! THAT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL!!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!! Samara was the worst villain EVER!! she ripped off Adam Jones'[Tool's guitarist and video director] video style to make the world's deadliest chain letter! that's lame beyond the capacity for rational thought! it makes me want to turn into the hulk and not that crappy far-too-big cgi one from the new movie to be fair the movie was pretty good, and they had some nice effects to make it really disturbing and honestly Samara was pretty creepy in a couple shots BUT IT WAS A DAMN CHAIN LETTER!!!!!! sorry, I just can't stand it A FUCKING CHAIN LETTER!!! sorry, that was the last time moving on the "best virtual character" category was hilarious because when nominees are announced you can hear the audience clap and for that category two of the nominees were Scooby-Doo and Kangaroo Jack and the audience went dead silent for those two now I love Scooby-Doo, but that movie will go down in history as one of humanity's worst crimes but anyway, Gollum won, and he was doing that little arguing thing with himself(I didn't actually see the movie, by the way) and the evil him said: "you don't have any friends" and the good him said: "Dobby[or whatever the hell that little elf from Harry Potter(which was also a nominee by the way)'s name was] like us" and the evil him yells: "Dobby's a f***ing f**!!!" now I don't support gay-bashing in any way; but that was fucking hilarious I was laughing so hard but yeah, when the high-light and low-light of your day is provided by the MTV Movie Awards you're better off dead Sweet Dreams My Life As A Movie: opening credits: Makes No Sense At All by Husker Du party scene: Love Rollercoaster by Red Hot Chili Peppers falling in love scene: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by The Ramones love love scene: Unbelievable by EMF [I'm never sure wether that italicized double "love" means sex scene or like the romantic scene; so sometimes I put songs that would fit one and sometimes I put songs that would fit the other] after a break-up driving scene: Dirt by Alice in Chains driving to make-up the break-up scene: Feel the Pain by Dinosaur Jr plain old driving scene: Diamond Sea by Sonic Youth chase scene: Touch Me, I'm Sick by Mudhoney fight scene: Shitlist by L7 funeral scene: Something I Can Never Have by Nine Inch Nails closing credits: Till I Hear it From You by Gin Blossoms When i get mad And i get pissed I grab my pen And i write out a list Of all the people That won't be missed You've made my shitlist! For all the ones Who bum me out For all the ones Who fill my head with doubt For all the squares who get me pissed You've made my shitlist! When i get mad And i get pissed I grab my pen And write out a list Of all you assholes Who won't be missed You've made my shitlist! Shitlist! Shitlist! -Shitlist L7 � � |