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"Whatever's Cool With Me" 2002-12-20 - 1:36 a.m. older - previous - next - profile - host - my band - my lj what a day Misty called me at about 2:30 and we hung out all day I've got all the Christmas shopping I planned to do done but either earlier today or yesterday I decided to get Misty and Cody something just something small I'm going to get them both a pack of Cloves ah, the joys of being able to purchase cigarettes anyway, after I dropped Misty back off at her house so she could hang out with Jinx later; I called Stephanie from a payphone by the cigarette shop and asked what she was up to I went over and watched the end of a gambling show on the travel channel then she and Evan went to sleep and I left I was there for maybe half an hour eh, I'll be seeing them alot over break probably and I'm done with CDO words cannot describe how happy I am about that anyway, then I came home and had a delightful and rather long conversation with Robyn during which I came up with the idea that me, Robyn, Steph, and Evan should all get together Christmas Eve during the day we should go out someplace nice for a big Christmas Lunch(like that Little Ceasers by my house; and eat in the parking lot again), then exchange the gifts we got for eachother later it could be really groovy and oh yeah, you guys haven't been reminding me to work on the comic I know you don't talk to me that much and I know that I should be able to work on it myself but the fact is I just don't have the discipline, and without you guys' help I won't ever get around to working on it so so far all I have is the sketches I showed Evan and Steph anyway now I'm not sure I want to give up bass I'm leaning more towards playing it now yeah, I can never make up my mind now I don't know how to tell Misty that I probably won't need her in the band 'cause I really want her in the band she says she's going to learn to play drums and I've heard bad things about Aaron's talent; so if she would learn to play drums things would work out really well right, like we're ever going to get together again *pfft* yeah, that concludes the shallow portion of the entry that I probably would have put in my livejournal except it mentions cigarettes, and I don't feel like broadcasting the fact that I smoke on to the place where people who think I'm a regular kid read but yeah, now I've got something semi-important to say this really doesn't affect anyone I suppose; but I have to get it off my chest, and I still feel I'm going to regret it all the same I think fat girls are attractive I'm sick of laughing at "fat jokes" and keeping quiet whenever a girl mentions her weight in a disgusted fashion I'm not alone in this there's a whole sub-culture of FAs(Fat Admirers) out there I think chunkier girls are sexier I think Kelly Osbourne looks astoundingly sexy in her new video with her stomach bulging out and peeking out from under her shirt and if I get a girlfriend, I'm probably going to ask her to gain some weight I actually did ask Alane(my one and only ex), and she agreed(much to my surprise and joy) yeah, this has no relation to anything really but like I said; I had to get it off my chest Sweet Dreams Girl] Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt It's is so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends But, uh, you know, who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's just so round It's, like, out there I mean, gross Look, she's just so black [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up front Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my Benz Well use me, use me, cuz you ain't that average groupy I've seen her dancin' To hell with romancin' She�s sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo vet I'm tired of magazines saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back, so... Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Tell them to shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) I like �em round and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy Cuz silicone parts are made for toys I want �em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna uh Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin on A lot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) Do you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back Baby got back Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain�t got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 ha ha Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend rolls a Honda Playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you want a triple X throw down Dial 1-800-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back -Baby Got Back Sir Mix-a-Lot � � |